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by stevenstirk
Wed Feb 03, 2016 5:00 pm
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: AN EYE FOR AN EYE
Replies: 5
Views: 3223

AN EYE FOR AN EYE

:roll: "His eye is on you" ..Mavis said It's settled on your chest It must have popped right out his head When you put on that vest Both his eyes were darting round and then you caught his eye The other dropped onto the ground Got crushed by passers by The eye you caught, then rested on Th...
by stevenstirk
Sat Jan 30, 2016 6:23 pm
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAY
Replies: 4
Views: 2804

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAY

Happy belated birthday Dear Fay. I missed this timely wish by Stella, as I have not been here recently.
Hope you are keeping well and enjoyed your special day. xxxxxx
by stevenstirk
Thu Dec 31, 2015 2:42 pm
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: The Last Mince Pie Of Christmas !!
Replies: 2
Views: 2487

The Last Mince Pie Of Christmas !!

The last mince pie of Christmas Has been round the block a bit And looked quite appetising When the room was poorly lit On Boxing day we partied And we watched as Granddad wheezed Picked the last mince pie up Then put it down and sneezed And covered it with mucus But quickly wiped it off Then little...
by stevenstirk
Tue Dec 29, 2015 8:43 am
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: Life Has Blessed Me
Replies: 4
Views: 2901

Re: Life Has Blessed Me

A significant, and searching eulogy. You're quite right. I suppose that many feel this way. I know that I often do. Sometimes in life, the mud pies outnumber the strawberry tarts. .
by stevenstirk
Tue Dec 29, 2015 8:38 am
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: Praise poem 5.
Replies: 2
Views: 2065

Re: Praise poem 5.

Enjoyed...Thank You
by stevenstirk
Tue Dec 29, 2015 8:37 am
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: Still
Replies: 5
Views: 2667

Re: Still

A poignant piece Tom. A reminder that cancer has no favourites and no friends.
by stevenstirk
Mon Dec 28, 2015 4:36 pm
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: LOADS OF CARDS
Replies: 3
Views: 2795

LOADS OF CARDS

Time to take the tree down And cancel Christmas cheer Put away the Christmas cards All ready for next year Cos no one's ever sent you A card for quite a while And yet you've still got hundreds In one great bloody pile Which every year...recycled Are blue tacked on your wall To show that you are wors...
by stevenstirk
Wed Oct 07, 2015 8:59 am
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: It
Replies: 5
Views: 3186

Re: It

Splendid Tom. I love poems about my wife. Ha Ha
by stevenstirk
Tue Sep 29, 2015 5:38 pm
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: Nursery Friends
Replies: 5
Views: 3521

Nursery Friends

I seed a hugelee spider On me seeling in the corner Sittin rightways near Miss Muffett Woo is sitting by Jack Horner Eez anging from a single thread And kwite near to the cubbard Wear all de doggies bones is kept By pore old mother Hubbad I've seed so menny spiders Mother Hubbads seen em two She sed...
by stevenstirk
Wed Sep 02, 2015 7:02 pm
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: Thick and Thin
Replies: 2
Views: 2105

Thick and Thin

Rosemary Thicket was terribly thin And looked very much like a stick Penelope Thinnet was sisterly kin But unlike Miss Thicket..was thick! Rosemary's house was amazingly thin With a narrow front door, and back gate Penelope's doors would let anyone in Her front door was wide..Eight foot eight That's...
by stevenstirk
Fri Jul 17, 2015 4:09 pm
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: Another Bloody Christmas
Replies: 4
Views: 2629

Another Bloody Christmas

There's 'The Snowman' on the telly Empty beer tins in the hall There's some dog s**t in the kitchen Excrement stuck to the wall And Mummy's in the bathroom And she screams that she's insane As she swigs a glass of vodka And shoots up a well used vein I hope that there'll be prezzies When I wake on C...
by stevenstirk
Fri Jul 17, 2015 4:03 pm
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: Strange Attraction.
Replies: 3
Views: 2419

Re: Strange Attraction.

Ah! How beautifully observed , and such pretty imagery.
by stevenstirk
Thu Jul 16, 2015 3:00 pm
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: Seven Weeks In
Replies: 3
Views: 2726

Re: Seven Weeks In

Sounds like you are roughing it a bit mate. I know the feeling well. I'm
sure that it will be splendid when it's finished. Written like an extract
from the diary of Capt Lawrence Oates .."I'm going out now...........
..I may be some time".
by stevenstirk
Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:54 pm
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: Simon The Fisherman (A Husbands Tale)
Replies: 2
Views: 2091

Simon The Fisherman (A Husbands Tale)

I've got to tile the ocean floor And paint the heavenly ceiling Which God had done in just six days Then sat and drank darjeeling And then I've got to feed a mass With one small set of dishes And seven small brown hovis loaves Two cans of tuna fishes And then I've got to bathe our kids Cook, clean a...
by stevenstirk
Mon Jul 13, 2015 2:26 pm
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: Calling All Kens
Replies: 20
Views: 8238

Re: Calling All Kens

This is such great news Stella, and I shall give him a lift back up to the top.
by stevenstirk
Fri Jul 10, 2015 7:12 pm
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: Calling All Kens
Replies: 20
Views: 8238

Re: Calling All Kens

Best wishes to Ken
by stevenstirk
Fri Jul 10, 2015 8:59 am
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: Decomposition
Replies: 9
Views: 4021

Re: Decomposition

A thoughtful and challenging piece.
by stevenstirk
Thu Jul 09, 2015 11:19 am
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: Something Greater.
Replies: 4
Views: 2687

Re: Something Greater.

Fay, this is undoubtably one of your greatest pieces. The imagery is
superb, and your descriptive eloquence tells of two, who have crafted
their own corner of the world, lit their own fire, and found their own
truth..Ah.. it doesn't get much better.
by stevenstirk
Thu Jul 09, 2015 11:14 am
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: Calling All Kens
Replies: 20
Views: 8238

Re: Calling All Kens

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by stevenstirk
Thu Jul 09, 2015 10:10 am
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: Calling All Kens
Replies: 20
Views: 8238

Re: Calling All Kens

Up to the top
by stevenstirk
Thu Jul 09, 2015 10:10 am
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: Posing In the sunshine
Replies: 4
Views: 2693

Posing In the sunshine

I'm lost in an ocean Of calamine lotion That's soothing me chest by degrees Me arms are like tinder All burn't to a cinder And those two red lumps are me knees I posed in the sunbeams Without shade or sun creams And now I am crimson; what's more Me friends have departed The vomiting's started And ev...
by stevenstirk
Thu Jul 09, 2015 10:06 am
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: Calling All Kens
Replies: 20
Views: 8238

Re: Calling All Kens

Looking forward to hearing from you again Ken We are all friends here
and are looking forward to your return .
by stevenstirk
Thu Jul 09, 2015 10:04 am
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: I Heard The Toad
Replies: 6
Views: 3293

Re: I Heard The Toad

This is such a beautiful and melodic piece. I fully enjoyed
the read Cindy . Was the damsels name Ribbet ?
by stevenstirk
Thu Jul 09, 2015 10:00 am
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: The Wizard's Wrath
Replies: 3
Views: 2614

Re: The Wizard's Wrath

Fantasia...... Not all that's magic is worth having...me thinks
Marvellous piece Richard.
by stevenstirk
Thu Jul 09, 2015 9:58 am
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: A Soft Whisper
Replies: 8
Views: 4208

Re: A Soft Whisper

A truly delightful piece with wonderful imagery Rose.
by stevenstirk
Thu Jul 09, 2015 9:56 am
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: The Opportunist
Replies: 5
Views: 2851

Re: The Opportunist

A wise lesson learned Sandra. I love the way you weave the
story throughout your poem. I've been arm candy all my life
Ha Ha
by stevenstirk
Thu Jul 09, 2015 9:42 am
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: 2015 - Start With A Grateful Heart
Replies: 1
Views: 1445

Re: 2015 - Start With A Grateful Heart

Your poems are so comforting and inspiring.
by stevenstirk
Thu Jul 09, 2015 9:40 am
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: INSANITY
Replies: 5
Views: 2798

Re: INSANITY

A delightful picture dressed with your colourful words. You could teach
me a thing or two
Love Always
Pablo xx
by stevenstirk
Thu Jul 09, 2015 9:36 am
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: October Morn in Russet Hues (a wrapped refrain)
Replies: 2
Views: 2053

Re: October Morn in Russet Hues (a wrapped refrain)

A fabulous flowing piece written in the colours of Autumn. This
piece is so delightful, yet succinct. Fewer words can often still
paint a lovely picture.
by stevenstirk
Thu Jul 09, 2015 9:34 am
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: An Ache Too Deep to Fathom
Replies: 5
Views: 2749

Re: An Ache Too Deep to Fathom

A poignant piece in which the loss is keenly felt. There is such grief
and sadness within your words.
by stevenstirk
Thu Jul 09, 2015 9:31 am
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: Down Memory Lane - A trip in a Mumbai train
Replies: 6
Views: 3370

Re: Down Memory Lane - A trip in a Mumbai train

A lovely observational treat, and one which privileges and enhances the journey
of the reader. I would not appreciate such things without you.
by stevenstirk
Thu Jul 09, 2015 9:29 am
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: 2015 - Create Good Vibes
Replies: 3
Views: 2077

Re: 2015 - Create Good Vibes

Wonderfully motivating
by stevenstirk
Thu Jul 09, 2015 9:28 am
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: Julying Ripeness.
Replies: 2
Views: 1909

Re: Julying Ripeness.

I love this poem , and again I say....Bravo Fay
by stevenstirk
Thu Jul 09, 2015 9:23 am
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: Sleepy Heads
Replies: 4
Views: 2445

Re: Sleepy Heads

Such beauty within your words Stella. Mesmerising .
by stevenstirk
Sun Jul 05, 2015 6:06 pm
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: Titchy Williams
Replies: 2
Views: 2250

Titchy Williams

(For My recent grandson) I once felt the fear As every human can Of meeting Titchy Williams A terrifying man A massive twenty inches And great at any sports Stood the mighty titchy In massive full length shorts He idolised his mummy Who fed him on demand And he once crushed a dummy By using just one...
by stevenstirk
Fri Jun 26, 2015 2:50 pm
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: Humanity's Ratchet
Replies: 4
Views: 2975

Humanity's Ratchet

The earth turns around and no-body can catch it There's only one chance on humanity's ratchet Thus, shaping our fates, where obliquity crosses Where gains of our life are another mans losses Who knows where we steer in our prognostication The harbinger speaks with forewarned inspiration But I won't ...
by stevenstirk
Thu Jun 25, 2015 9:18 am
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: Calling All Kens
Replies: 20
Views: 8238

Re: Calling All Kens

A quick top up
by stevenstirk
Tue Jun 23, 2015 7:41 pm
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: Calling All Kens
Replies: 20
Views: 8238

Re: Calling All Kens

Up yer go !!
by stevenstirk
Mon Jun 22, 2015 10:20 am
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: Calling All Kens
Replies: 20
Views: 8238

Re: Calling All Kens

A quick leg up to the top
by stevenstirk
Sat Jun 20, 2015 4:25 pm
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: The Goodly Manager
Replies: 3
Views: 2447

The Goodly Manager

My manager was rather strict Highly trained, and thus ...hand picked I watched in awe the way he worked Ensuring that no workers shirked With skill he matched their expertise Ensuring that their work would please The deaf man, manned the telephones Oblivious to client moans And if they all complaine...
by stevenstirk
Fri Jun 19, 2015 5:36 pm
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: Calling All Kens
Replies: 20
Views: 8238

Re: Calling All Kens

Just a quick pop to the top
by stevenstirk
Wed Jun 17, 2015 4:37 pm
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: Circumstantial Evidence
Replies: 4
Views: 2976

Circumstantial Evidence

"Tell the truth" a cop replied This polygraph insists you lied It's never wrong and always right Black is black and white is white It must be wrong... I wazzen there You bloody lot are so unfair "It cant be wrong it's a machine" The cop replied "see what I mean" "B...
by stevenstirk
Wed Jun 17, 2015 9:09 am
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: The Authors Apprentice
Replies: 3
Views: 2254

Re: The Authors Apprentice

He He Love it Tom.
My shed has six sides and two floors. As you enter through the
window, please don't forget to wipe your feet on the ceiling.
by stevenstirk
Tue Jun 16, 2015 8:51 pm
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: Calling All Kens
Replies: 20
Views: 8238

Calling All Kens

Concerned..................
I wonder if anyone has heard from Ken (Brandi) lately ???
Perhaps you could post your news here, or message me.
:?:
by stevenstirk
Tue Jun 16, 2015 7:58 pm
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: Talking with my Builder
Replies: 4
Views: 2519

Re: Talking with my Builder

I think you've spelt banana's wrong Tom. He He
by stevenstirk
Tue Jun 16, 2015 7:53 pm
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: The Authors Apprentice
Replies: 3
Views: 2254

The Authors Apprentice

(I've not been writing much of late. Any creativity I had, has gone into erecting my new garden shed. The instructions are supposed to be easy enough for a Seven year old to follow). Signed...........stevenstirk (Aged 6) ************************************************************* "I wish I co...
by stevenstirk
Tue Jun 16, 2015 7:48 pm
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: My Soulmate ~ Stellanette
Replies: 8
Views: 3512

Re: My Soulmate ~ Stellanette

Another clever and delightful Stellanette
by stevenstirk
Tue Jun 16, 2015 7:43 pm
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: Orphans
Replies: 4
Views: 2436

Re: Orphans

These situations fill the populous with anger and a feeling of
hopelessness. There are too many dictators governing
lawless countries, full of murderous b*****ds , with bloody
hands. Governments don't know how to deal with it, and
it's left to planks like Geldof to put a little a band-aid on it.
by stevenstirk
Tue Jun 16, 2015 7:36 pm
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: 2015 - Turn The Page
Replies: 7
Views: 3296

Re: 2015 - Turn The Page

You are indeed a wise sage . Many would be fulfilled
to follow your advice.
by stevenstirk
Tue Jun 16, 2015 7:27 pm
Forum: Community Poems
Topic: she told me this last night
Replies: 7
Views: 3350

Re: she told me this last night

So much said in so few words. A delight to read.

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