:roll: "His eye is on you" ..Mavis said It's settled on your chest It must have popped right out his head When you put on that vest Both his eyes were darting round and then you caught his eye The other dropped onto the ground Got crushed by passers by The eye you caught, then rested on Th...
Happy belated birthday Dear Fay. I missed this timely wish by Stella, as I have not been here recently. Hope you are keeping well and enjoyed your special day. xxxxxx
The last mince pie of Christmas Has been round the block a bit And looked quite appetising When the room was poorly lit On Boxing day we partied And we watched as Granddad wheezed Picked the last mince pie up Then put it down and sneezed And covered it with mucus But quickly wiped it off Then little...
A significant, and searching eulogy. You're quite right. I suppose that many feel this way. I know that I often do. Sometimes in life, the mud pies outnumber the strawberry tarts. .
Time to take the tree down And cancel Christmas cheer Put away the Christmas cards All ready for next year Cos no one's ever sent you A card for quite a while And yet you've still got hundreds In one great bloody pile Which every year...recycled Are blue tacked on your wall To show that you are wors...
I seed a hugelee spider On me seeling in the corner Sittin rightways near Miss Muffett Woo is sitting by Jack Horner Eez anging from a single thread And kwite near to the cubbard Wear all de doggies bones is kept By pore old mother Hubbad I've seed so menny spiders Mother Hubbads seen em two She sed...
Rosemary Thicket was terribly thin And looked very much like a stick Penelope Thinnet was sisterly kin But unlike Miss Thicket..was thick! Rosemary's house was amazingly thin With a narrow front door, and back gate Penelope's doors would let anyone in Her front door was wide..Eight foot eight That's...
There's 'The Snowman' on the telly Empty beer tins in the hall There's some dog s**t in the kitchen Excrement stuck to the wall And Mummy's in the bathroom And she screams that she's insane As she swigs a glass of vodka And shoots up a well used vein I hope that there'll be prezzies When I wake on C...
Sounds like you are roughing it a bit mate. I know the feeling well. I'm sure that it will be splendid when it's finished. Written like an extract from the diary of Capt Lawrence Oates .."I'm going out now........... ..I may be some time".
I've got to tile the ocean floor And paint the heavenly ceiling Which God had done in just six days Then sat and drank darjeeling And then I've got to feed a mass With one small set of dishes And seven small brown hovis loaves Two cans of tuna fishes And then I've got to bathe our kids Cook, clean a...
Fay, this is undoubtably one of your greatest pieces. The imagery is superb, and your descriptive eloquence tells of two, who have crafted their own corner of the world, lit their own fire, and found their own truth..Ah.. it doesn't get much better.
I'm lost in an ocean Of calamine lotion That's soothing me chest by degrees Me arms are like tinder All burn't to a cinder And those two red lumps are me knees I posed in the sunbeams Without shade or sun creams And now I am crimson; what's more Me friends have departed The vomiting's started And ev...
A fabulous flowing piece written in the colours of Autumn. This piece is so delightful, yet succinct. Fewer words can often still paint a lovely picture.
(For My recent grandson) I once felt the fear As every human can Of meeting Titchy Williams A terrifying man A massive twenty inches And great at any sports Stood the mighty titchy In massive full length shorts He idolised his mummy Who fed him on demand And he once crushed a dummy By using just one...
The earth turns around and no-body can catch it There's only one chance on humanity's ratchet Thus, shaping our fates, where obliquity crosses Where gains of our life are another mans losses Who knows where we steer in our prognostication The harbinger speaks with forewarned inspiration But I won't ...
My manager was rather strict Highly trained, and thus ...hand picked I watched in awe the way he worked Ensuring that no workers shirked With skill he matched their expertise Ensuring that their work would please The deaf man, manned the telephones Oblivious to client moans And if they all complaine...
"Tell the truth" a cop replied This polygraph insists you lied It's never wrong and always right Black is black and white is white It must be wrong... I wazzen there You bloody lot are so unfair "It cant be wrong it's a machine" The cop replied "see what I mean" "B...
(I've not been writing much of late. Any creativity I had, has gone into erecting my new garden shed. The instructions are supposed to be easy enough for a Seven year old to follow). Signed...........stevenstirk (Aged 6) ************************************************************* "I wish I co...
These situations fill the populous with anger and a feeling of hopelessness. There are too many dictators governing lawless countries, full of murderous b*****ds , with bloody hands. Governments don't know how to deal with it, and it's left to planks like Geldof to put a little a band-aid on it.