Titchy Williams

[stevenstirk]

(For My recent grandson)

I once felt the fear
As every human can
Of meeting Titchy Williams
A terrifying man

A massive twenty inches
And great at any sports
Stood the mighty titchy
In massive full length shorts

He idolised his mummy
Who fed him on demand
And he once crushed a dummy
By using just one hand

Titchy was an athlete
A muscle bound young lad
With fists like knots in cotton
He'd beaten up his dad

I once saw young titchy
And watched him as he'd play
But he looked up and saw me
And so I ran away

They asked about his power
He burped, then smooth as silk
He answered "Every hour
A pint of mummy's milk"

[Fay Slimm]

Ha ha - Steve he sounds quite a lad your little Titchy - -a smile a line as always in this latest tribute to a well-loved grandson. He will be proud as punch of this poem one day.

[Stella]

Congratulations on the birth of your new grandson and i know you will having him smiling all the time with your wonderful stories.

Titchy Williams will certainly be a favourite..lol