Miss Fancy Pants

[Adette]

Miss Fancy Pants

My my what a pretty hat
where on earth did you acquire that?

I noticed it in a posh boutique
and thought it looked quite unique

It will look rather grand at the races
turn heads from the primmest ladies

But of course! my purchase had a cause
now all I have to do is back the winning horse

If I'd told Mrs Nosy it was from a Charity shop
my purchase would soon be gossip around the block

Best kept to myself
me thinks

[Karin Anderson]

Ha Ha Miss Fantasy Pants is a naughty woman indeed! She needs to take off her pants and have her bottom smacked! Plus I don't like horses racing as because of cruelty to animals. A great fun poem indeed Adette and it is lovely to see you back on the site.

[Stella]

Haha, this one made me laugh and we all know a "Miss Fancy Pants."At least she has the good sense to keep some of her naughty secrets to herself

Welcome back Adette, good to see you posting again ♫

[Adette]

Thanks Karin and Stella needed to write a little fun been so down - was like a good
kick in the ass - lol

[Seema Chowdhury]

A fun write, thanks for sharing

[Cindy]

Enjoyed your poem. It is very well written and fun to read. Made me smile.