The Last Mince Pie Of Christmas !!

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stevenstirk
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The Last Mince Pie Of Christmas !!

Postby stevenstirk » Thu Dec 31, 2015 2:42 pm

The last mince pie of Christmas
Has been round the block a bit
And looked quite appetising
When the room was poorly lit

On Boxing day we partied
And we watched as Granddad wheezed
Picked the last mince pie up
Then put it down and sneezed

And covered it with mucus
But quickly wiped it off
Then little Jimmy grabbed it
He'd had a nasty cough

And as he coughed..he dropped it
Which much intrigued the dog
Who gently licked and sniffed it
But preferred the chocolate log

Then Mammy picked the pie up
And put it on the plate
She's just been to the toilet
And her hygiene wasn't great

And lastly Auntie Julie
Wasn't quite as clean as some
Decided she would eat it
After changing babies Bum

But ultimately left it
On the downstairs toilet seat
So the last mince Pie of Christmas
Is still there...for you to eat !!!!

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Cindy
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Re: The Last Mince Pie Of Christmas !!

Postby Cindy » Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:11 pm

Oh, how nasty! The pie that is, not the poem. :-)

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ken.brandli
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Re: The Last Mince Pie Of Christmas !!

Postby ken.brandli » Sun Jan 15, 2017 10:17 pm

Urk....I may never eat another Christmas mince pie. Nice one, mate.


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