The Last Mince Pie Of Christmas !!
Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2015 2:42 pm
The last mince pie of Christmas
Has been round the block a bit
And looked quite appetising
When the room was poorly lit
On Boxing day we partied
And we watched as Granddad wheezed
Picked the last mince pie up
Then put it down and sneezed
And covered it with mucus
But quickly wiped it off
Then little Jimmy grabbed it
He'd had a nasty cough
And as he coughed..he dropped it
Which much intrigued the dog
Who gently licked and sniffed it
But preferred the chocolate log
Then Mammy picked the pie up
And put it on the plate
She's just been to the toilet
And her hygiene wasn't great
And lastly Auntie Julie
Wasn't quite as clean as some
Decided she would eat it
After changing babies Bum
But ultimately left it
On the downstairs toilet seat
So the last mince Pie of Christmas
Is still there...for you to eat !!!!
Has been round the block a bit
And looked quite appetising
When the room was poorly lit
On Boxing day we partied
And we watched as Granddad wheezed
Picked the last mince pie up
Then put it down and sneezed
And covered it with mucus
But quickly wiped it off
Then little Jimmy grabbed it
He'd had a nasty cough
And as he coughed..he dropped it
Which much intrigued the dog
Who gently licked and sniffed it
But preferred the chocolate log
Then Mammy picked the pie up
And put it on the plate
She's just been to the toilet
And her hygiene wasn't great
And lastly Auntie Julie
Wasn't quite as clean as some
Decided she would eat it
After changing babies Bum
But ultimately left it
On the downstairs toilet seat
So the last mince Pie of Christmas
Is still there...for you to eat !!!!
