sisters are the same flowers
from a different garden
My sister and I are so different ~ people say chalk and cheese
I like everything in order ~ she says that makes me O.C.D
Sarcasm ~ flows like water ~ she so loves to take the Mick
Silly me takes the bait ~ it would be better to seal my lips
O.C.D Is that some kind of sickness ~ my mind goes in a whirl
Is it progressive ~ will it get much worse?
No you silly clot ~ you just go to extremes
Everything has to be in order ~ Oh! so neat and clean
That's hardly a sickness ~ Stupid if you ask me
You keep me here waiting while everything’s in place
We'll never get out it takes you all day
Silly me! cleaning a thing you so hate
It don't bother you ~ you just leave a state
If I feel like cleaning I do, and if I don't I don't
Let's agree to disagree ~ each to their own
Oh now on with the make-up more time to waste
We're going to Tesco not some bl...dy fashion parade
Patience for some reason you left at the gate
nag, nag, nag till my ears really ache
God missed me ~ he gave it all to you
Knowing you would need it for all you have to do
Well he certainly gifted you a tongue
He just forgot the honey to sweeten the sound
You'd try the patience of the Angels ~ Oh no!
You're putting washing out ~ we'll get nowhere today
You know what I’m like why waste your breath
You just sit there moaning causing me stress
If you don’t wish to wait go on your own
Can't take anymore of your continual moan,
I've waited this long you may as well make a brew
ME PUT THE KETTLE ON?
What's wrong with you?
YOU PUT THE KETTLE ON
I think that's fair
DON'T YOU
If of course you can manage to move yourself
from the chair!
from a different garden
My sister and I are so different ~ people say chalk and cheese
I like everything in order ~ she says that makes me O.C.D
Sarcasm ~ flows like water ~ she so loves to take the Mick
Silly me takes the bait ~ it would be better to seal my lips
O.C.D Is that some kind of sickness ~ my mind goes in a whirl
Is it progressive ~ will it get much worse?
No you silly clot ~ you just go to extremes
Everything has to be in order ~ Oh! so neat and clean
That's hardly a sickness ~ Stupid if you ask me
You keep me here waiting while everything’s in place
We'll never get out it takes you all day
Silly me! cleaning a thing you so hate
It don't bother you ~ you just leave a state
If I feel like cleaning I do, and if I don't I don't
Let's agree to disagree ~ each to their own
Oh now on with the make-up more time to waste
We're going to Tesco not some bl...dy fashion parade
Patience for some reason you left at the gate
nag, nag, nag till my ears really ache
God missed me ~ he gave it all to you
Knowing you would need it for all you have to do
Well he certainly gifted you a tongue
He just forgot the honey to sweeten the sound
You'd try the patience of the Angels ~ Oh no!
You're putting washing out ~ we'll get nowhere today
You know what I’m like why waste your breath
You just sit there moaning causing me stress
If you don’t wish to wait go on your own
Can't take anymore of your continual moan,
I've waited this long you may as well make a brew
ME PUT THE KETTLE ON?
What's wrong with you?
YOU PUT THE KETTLE ON
I think that's fair
DON'T YOU
If of course you can manage to move yourself
from the chair!