Miss Fancy Pants

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Adette
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Miss Fancy Pants

Postby Adette » Wed Mar 08, 2017 10:32 pm

Miss Fancy Pants

My my what a pretty hat
where on earth did you acquire that?

I noticed it in a posh boutique
and thought it looked quite unique

It will look rather grand at the races
turn heads from the primmest ladies

But of course! my purchase had a cause
now all I have to do is back the winning horse

If I'd told Mrs Nosy it was from a Charity shop
my purchase would soon be gossip around the block

Best kept to myself
me thinks

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Karin Anderson
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Re: Miss Fancy Pants

Postby Karin Anderson » Thu Mar 09, 2017 4:30 am

Ha Ha Miss Fantasy Pants is a naughty woman indeed! She needs to take off her pants and have her bottom smacked! Plus I don't like horses racing as because of cruelty to animals. A great fun poem indeed Adette and it is lovely to see you back on the site.

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Re: Miss Fancy Pants

Postby Stella » Thu Mar 09, 2017 9:54 am

Haha, this one made me laugh and we all know a "Miss Fancy Pants."At least she has the good sense to keep some of her naughty secrets to herself :lol:

Welcome back Adette, good to see you posting again ♫

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Adette
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Re: Miss Fancy Pants

Postby Adette » Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:13 pm

Thanks Karin and Stella needed to write a little fun been so down - was like a good
kick in the ass - lol

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Seema Chowdhury
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Re: Miss Fancy Pants

Postby Seema Chowdhury » Sat Apr 01, 2017 12:34 am

A fun write, thanks for sharing

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Re: Miss Fancy Pants

Postby Cindy » Mon May 08, 2017 10:52 pm

Enjoyed your poem. It is very well written and fun to read. Made me smile.


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