They scurried 'cross his vagrant tongue.
They shimmied up a tooth.
Then toppled out before a thought,
Appalling and uncouth.
His face bloomed red. His ears flamed hot.
His throat began to cough.
To bad there hadn't been a switch,
He would have turned it off.
Their noses wrinkled as with a smell
His blunder did impart.
He squirmed inside as judgement fell
Upon his verbal fart.