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Children's Party Limericks

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 6:08 am
by Karin Anderson
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A friend of Little Miss Muffet named Rose
who was bossy from her head to her toes
said “to my party bring pets,
but she broke out in hot sweats
when scary spiders jumped out of friend’s clothes!


A friend of Simple Simon named Billy
said “my party is back-to-front silly,”
when you come you’ll go to bed,
as you go you’ll then be fed
with inside-out pies served willy-nilly!”


A friend of all the three blind mice named Jack
said “come to my spook’s party and wear black,”
farmer's wife held a fake head,
but scared herself so then fled
and the head cracked freeing bats to attack!


A friend of Little Bow Peep named Sweetpea
said “My party will have a real donkey,
we have to pin on its tail,
but Sweetpea gave a loud wail
because the lamb eloped with the donkey!


A friend of Rose, Billy, Jack and Sweetpea
said “home parties are just not meant to be,
tell your mothers to give in
and going out parties win
while the mothers have play dates with high tea!”


Karin Anderson © 2014

Re: Children's Party Limericks

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 7:35 am
by Sandra Martyres
You made me smile Karin with these entertaining limericks.. Delightfully imaginative

Re: Children's Party Limericks

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 4:01 pm
by Stella
Wonderful and so entertaining Karin, i like limericks they always make me laugh and that must be good :)

Re: Children's Party Limericks

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 5:03 pm
by denysruak
An entertaining group of limericks with a party theme to boot. A delightful read, well done.

Re: Children's Party Limericks

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 8:12 am
by Fay Slimm
The swing in this ditty brings me a big grin - bless you dear Karin for penning such fun with imagination is second to none . A lovely first read of my day so sending you hugs from Fay xxxx

Re: Children's Party Limericks

Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2014 2:33 pm
by Cindy
These are great fun to read. Each one is a treasure.

Re: Children's Party Limericks

Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 11:09 am
by Lynda Robson
Thanks for the laughs Merry Christmas

Re: Children's Party Limericks

Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:06 pm
by stevenstirk
I loved this little funny . All their friends are funnier than the originals. Ha ha

Re: Children's Party Limericks

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 11:04 pm
by Joseph Anderson
Karin-sweet, pretty,enjoyable and put together in a near perfect form. They are not even naughty as lots of limericks are-just a fun bunch

Re: Children's Party Limericks

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 11:04 pm
by Joseph Anderson
Karin-sweet, pretty,enjoyable and put together in a near perfect form. They are not even naughty as lots of limericks are-just a fun bunch

Re: Children's Party Limericks

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 11:38 pm
by Nightmute
I love your take on those classics, Karin. Hilarious, and I think I agree...it might be best to avoid throwing one of those "home parties", and allow for time out on the town (or at your favorite birthday establishment, methinks).