Just For You Poetry

The kings had journeyed very far
With presents rather glib
Aboard the latest camel car
To reach the baby's crib

One king brought a gift of mair
Alas, he couldn't spellit
But Mary broke wind in the air
And Jesus couldn't smell it

The second king brought Frankincense
A kind of foreign potion
But Mary used a local fence
To trade for wipes and lotion

The final king had brought some gold
Nine carat; duty free
Which Mary sneaked away and sold
Then bought Play Station 3

These days she'd have took them all
And thence without delay
Have started her own market stall
Or sold them on Ebay

i can't stop shaking with laughter...

Hahaha.. so funny, really funny.. i love your imagination..

You do portray Mary in such a practical way and it is good to see she is up to date with technology with Play Station. I cannot stop laughing and love your imagination. Now I wonder is there any lotion left to make my split sides better Steven?