We both met on the cyber net
Exchanging words and pics
I told you that "I loved you"...stet
And you loved me for kicks
We entered into cyber pact
To swap our made up views
The whole thing an elaborate act
"Oh l.o.l." you would enthuse
And I could be most anyone
and you could be the same
Contented with our silly con
We optimized our game
But then you asked to meet me
Face to face, not internet
So we could live our fantasy
Like lovers who had met
But both of us had then declined
And made a poor excuse
I said I was not inclined
And you said "What's the use"
And so we sent our avatars
To internet cafe'
Where two quite rich and famous stars
Could fantasize and play