Parody of Lady Macbeths speech

These are poems created by our community.
User avatar
Wordsmith
Posts: 13
Joined: Mon Dec 29, 2014 7:41 pm
Topics: 6

Parody of Lady Macbeths speech

Postby Wordsmith » Sun Feb 01, 2015 9:13 am

Is this a bar of chocolate I see before me ?
It's sweetness towards my mouth !
Come let me taste thee.
I have thee not, yet I smell thee still.
Art thou a mental transgression ?
Or art thou a figment of my dieters mind ?
All of which comes from a sugar oppressed brain.
I see thee in a form so delectable..
For this is what I crave...
Thou hijacked me, whilst I was in the store,
Mine eyes hallucinate , I want you more.
It isn't right, it isn't great for you are there still
But on my teeth there are pieces of chocolate,
That were not there before....
Oh, I have succumbed, I crave no more !!


Jan Howard 1st February 2015

User avatar
Stella
Site Admin
Posts: 1117
Joined: Tue Oct 21, 2014 8:56 pm
Topics: 247
Location: West Yorkshire, England

Re: Parody of Lady Macbeths speech

Postby Stella » Mon Feb 02, 2015 3:49 pm

Oooh.. you naughty girl Jan,now stop making excuses..lol

User avatar
Joseph Anderson
Posts: 205
Joined: Thu Dec 25, 2014 11:28 pm
Topics: 31
Location: Kentucky-United States-America

Re: Parody of Lady Macbeths speech

Postby Joseph Anderson » Mon Feb 02, 2015 11:28 pm

Great parady on that renowned lady. My wife battles with chocolate all the time.A hilarious, enjoyable poem and I really enjoyed it

User avatar
Sandra Martyres
Posts: 221
Joined: Fri Oct 24, 2014 4:00 am
Topics: 42

Re: Parody of Lady Macbeths speech

Postby Sandra Martyres » Tue Feb 03, 2015 4:44 am

A super parody on Lady Macbeth's speech...i thoroughly enjoyed it, being partial to dark chocolate myself!

User avatar
Wordsmith
Posts: 13
Joined: Mon Dec 29, 2014 7:41 pm
Topics: 6

Re: Parody of Lady Macbeths speech

Postby Wordsmith » Tue Feb 03, 2015 8:53 am

Thanks everyone .....I have a fridge magnet which says....Save the Earth its the only planet with chocolate !!

User avatar
Karin Anderson
Posts: 448
Joined: Fri Oct 24, 2014 9:14 am
Topics: 38

Re: Parody of Lady Macbeths speech

Postby Karin Anderson » Tue Feb 03, 2015 11:41 am

A very clever parody with mouth watering images to die for. I love how "mine eyes hallucinate" and your concluding confession too!

User avatar
Tom Balch
Posts: 289
Joined: Thu Nov 06, 2014 7:30 pm
Topics: 74
Location: Spain

Re: Parody of Lady Macbeths speech

Postby Tom Balch » Tue Feb 03, 2015 6:43 pm

A very tasty and well crafted Mars bar of a poem, loved it.

User avatar
Cindy
Posts: 689
Joined: Fri Nov 07, 2014 5:45 pm
Topics: 75

Re: Parody of Lady Macbeths speech

Postby Cindy » Tue Feb 03, 2015 10:35 pm

This is wonderful! I love it. Oh, yes, chocolate! Perfect parody. :-)


Return to “Community Poems”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 237 guests