Mind your language, English, Vinglish, Hinglish
Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2014 12:55 pm
Ours is a nation devoted to English language
But we have added our special touch and twist
Born is now a desi confluence
Ah, welcome to the world of Hinglish Vinglish
We get muddled and jumbled at times
We make our better 'batter'
Shuffled are 'wowals and consonents'
As we with record speed....unmistakably chatter
Our windows and hearts are open wide
( You must beer us with a grin )
The air is simply not enough for us
We must let the atmosphere come in
'Don't angry me', our men may proclaim
'A testy meal..yummy', ladies gush
'Breakfest, launch, dinnar ' is made
You are sure to love it much
Subtract the end o from momo
And a prawn mom will be served
'Accident porn area' , pleaze go slow
Stay 'clam'. Don't 'loose' your nerve
Cokes often becomes cocks with ease
A chilled bear is on the house
Let the lemon come to your aid
A mousse is now a mouse
Want a message from a masseuse?
But no jents, only ladees 'aloud '
Manycures are handy and possible
Paddycures to make feet proud
V and w are generously confused
J and z too
Romeo may well declare
Oh Zuliet, I lowe you
No matter what and where one is
Take it easy, do not fear
Even if you visit a 'pathologycal lab'
That says, blood is tasted here
Never mind all this now
Our own Santa will spread holyday cheer
As he wishes all and one a 'Mary Christmas'
And a phosphorous new ear
Mind our language, I reckon we must
But such is the Indian style
Till we get our English 'write'
Ladees and jents, pleaze smile.
( Some bungling, funny signboards and mistakes we make here in India . An indulgent look at us Indians ) edited
But we have added our special touch and twist
Born is now a desi confluence
Ah, welcome to the world of Hinglish Vinglish
We get muddled and jumbled at times
We make our better 'batter'
Shuffled are 'wowals and consonents'
As we with record speed....unmistakably chatter
Our windows and hearts are open wide
( You must beer us with a grin )
The air is simply not enough for us
We must let the atmosphere come in
'Don't angry me', our men may proclaim
'A testy meal..yummy', ladies gush
'Breakfest, launch, dinnar ' is made
You are sure to love it much
Subtract the end o from momo
And a prawn mom will be served
'Accident porn area' , pleaze go slow
Stay 'clam'. Don't 'loose' your nerve
Cokes often becomes cocks with ease
A chilled bear is on the house
Let the lemon come to your aid
A mousse is now a mouse
Want a message from a masseuse?
But no jents, only ladees 'aloud '
Manycures are handy and possible
Paddycures to make feet proud
V and w are generously confused
J and z too
Romeo may well declare
Oh Zuliet, I lowe you
No matter what and where one is
Take it easy, do not fear
Even if you visit a 'pathologycal lab'
That says, blood is tasted here
Never mind all this now
Our own Santa will spread holyday cheer
As he wishes all and one a 'Mary Christmas'
And a phosphorous new ear
Mind our language, I reckon we must
But such is the Indian style
Till we get our English 'write'
Ladees and jents, pleaze smile.
( Some bungling, funny signboards and mistakes we make here in India . An indulgent look at us Indians ) edited