As I looked into your teeth
The memories flooded back
The love we had
Our teeth were bad
With tartar and some plaque
We met at Dentist surgery
With mutual attraction
They took a cast
I went in last
And had a big extraction
Our gingivitis conquered all
Our red and angry gums
Cause breath to reek
Each time we speak
Like constipated bums
From left to right you had a check
Despite your firm refusal
The upper right
Is green not white
Two missing.....one occlusal
Your smile has gone... incisors..none
And every time you chuckle
Your teeth are brown
You need a crown
One..two..three...four...five..buccal
I'm asking you to marry me
If only you are willing
Please do not wince
Now swill and rinse
You need a deep root filling