Dental Lovers

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stevenstirk
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Dental Lovers

Postby stevenstirk » Sat Mar 14, 2015 9:01 pm

As I looked into your teeth
The memories flooded back
The love we had
Our teeth were bad
With tartar and some plaque

We met at Dentist surgery
With mutual attraction
They took a cast
I went in last
And had a big extraction

Our gingivitis conquered all
Our red and angry gums
Cause breath to reek
Each time we speak
Like constipated bums

From left to right you had a check
Despite your firm refusal
The upper right
Is green not white
Two missing.....one occlusal

Your smile has gone... incisors..none
And every time you chuckle
Your teeth are brown
You need a crown
One..two..three...four...five..buccal

I'm asking you to marry me
If only you are willing
Please do not wince
Now swill and rinse
You need a deep root filling

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Karin Anderson
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Re: Dental Lovers

Postby Karin Anderson » Sun Mar 15, 2015 9:02 am

What a comical thing to have in common with your love one and methinks you may have been a dentist will all the ludicrous dentist lingo you have used. Another fantastic humorous write with great rhyme and rhythm too Steven. I hope she did NOT have a canal root filling as they are a money making unhealthy dishonest option to have believe me!

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Stella
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Re: Dental Lovers

Postby Stella » Sun Mar 15, 2015 10:57 am

Steven, it is such a pleasure to see you posting on this site, now we have a lovely balance in our poetry with your wonderful humour...

You make me smile before i even start to read your work..

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Cindy
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Re: Dental Lovers

Postby Cindy » Sun Mar 15, 2015 11:47 am

This is a wonderful humorous poem. It's always fun reading your poetry.


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