And So To Bed........(Erotic)

[stevenstirk]

And so to bed my darling
Dare I anticipate
With lust and pure excitement
Your massive loss of weight

You haven't cut down eating
Or counted calories
Yet still your weight's depleting
By fairly large degrees

You used your toe nail clippers
And round you in small mounds
collected in your slippers
They must have weighed ten pounds

Your armpits got a shaving
And in the garden shed
The mass of hairs you're saving
Could stuff a double bed

And then exfoliation
The flaked off skin was sold
As cheap loft insulation
For houses that were cold

A final facial beckoned
Each spot squeezed would deplete
A bloke was killed they reckoned
Shot down from twenty feet

And so to bed my dearest
For God's sake make it quick
I'll keep a basin nearest
For just in case I'm sick

[Fay Slimm]

Oh dearie me - - laughter comes out of my ears at your humour Steve - - how does your miracle mind think these up these hilarious rhymes ??? Ha ha - loft insulation indeed !!!! So good to see you posting on this friendly site.

[Stella]

Well, what can i say about this wonderfully erotic poem ?

Hahaha.. rofl.. wonderful.. best eroticsm i have read in a long time..hahaha

[Karin Anderson]

Your naughty erotic poem is getting lots of lol lol lols from me lol, and the fourth stanza is my favourite leading onto the insulation in the fifth stanza. It is always great to read your humorous poems and have a good laugh Steve!

[Tom Balch]

Just fell off my chair laughing, Steven. Another fantastic fun filled write from the master of FUN!.