Just For You Poetry

Disco Agnes

The last time I saw you
I tried to ignore you
But nothing quite subtle would work
You postured and gloated
And everyone noted
You giving each bloke a quick twerk

You cannot be by-passed
Your skirts are worn half-mast
With more than a bit on display
And fellers who see you
Get more than a preview
And those who don't look "Must be gay"

You dance in the nightclubs
Get legless in dock pubs
And flash as the sailors go past
Your make up is thickened
And most guys are sickened
And pass you on by....very fast

Oh Agnes ...dear Agnes
You fill us with sadness
Each night when you're up to your tricks
On high heels you're perching
Whilst folk are out searching
For 'Old Lady aged Ninety Six'

Ha.ha! Love this piece about your Ex, Steven. Great end lines as always.

Lol...poor Agnes

A great piece of humor and a well written poem. Much enjoyed.

Oh this makes my sides ache with laughter at Agnes - - - your rhyming is perfect as always dear Steve. Such an hilarious read and it has already made my day.

You devil you tricking me and thank you for once again for making me laugh so much! Fantastic writing as usual you rascal. :lo