I've been to the toilet, cos I'm quite obscene
Anna dear Anna what did you do there?
I puked up my dinner and stripped myself bare
Anna dear Anna well what did you see
I saw a fat woman who looked back at me
Anna dear Anna you tell yourself fibs
For I've seen a xylophone just like your ribs
Anna dear Anna once pretty you were
You now look like jaundice with greasy blond hair
And what of your boyfriend (I think he's called Keith)
He soon buggered off when you lost all teeth
Anna dear Anna such pain you have took
Go back to the mirror...take one closer look
Anna dear Anna ..now what do you see
I now see a corpse who's exactly like me
