Fatty's Fitness

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stevenstirk
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Fatty's Fitness

Postby stevenstirk » Sat Mar 28, 2015 3:35 pm

I went on a cardio - vascular trot
To give all the veins a good pump
And take real action instead of just not
And who knows..., lose weight off me rump

Yet after four minutes and two hundred feet
My tracksuit became rather wet
I turned in an effort to look quite discrete
And headed for home with regret

I'm just a fat person when all's said and done
This fitness lark's just a big lie
I'll just shuffle home and abandon the run
And sit down to a bloody big pie

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Stella
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Re: Fatty's Fitness

Postby Stella » Sat Mar 28, 2015 4:19 pm

Oooh you yellow belly, get those running shoes back on Steven lol

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Tom Balch
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Re: Fatty's Fitness

Postby Tom Balch » Sat Mar 28, 2015 6:06 pm

I´m with you,mate those big pies take some shifting... great fitness training in my book.


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