Just For You Poetry

A man may be short , fat and smelly
But remember, he inwardly gloats
At the size of his latest, new telly
And the way he can handle remotes

In arguments he never flinches
And looks his mate straight in the eyes
And brags "Mine is forty two inches"
Like nothing else matters but size

The ladies; a little more picky
Want men with a little more class
And not old remotes that are sticky
Or wide screen with far greater mass

Yet though they say size doesn't matter
They gossip and set out their stall
Berating their menfolk in chatter
And skitting, if one is too small

My wife has now left me for ever
In parting, described as the Grinch
She said "Despite every endeavor
I can't stand your meager twelve inch

Hahaha..,i knew this was going to be great as soon as i saw the title.. never mind Steven size doesn't really matter.....

Another Stevenstirk cracker, great fun.

Oh! good I can use some more smileys to go with my smileys as I learned to do them only recently. Fun filled and cheeky as usual and you bring much merriment to Stella's site thank you Steven.

Too funny, and the finishing line sums it all up so well.