Just For You Poetry

The Bigites met the Largeites
At the gate of Greatwood park
And argued through the afternoon
And then right through to dark

They argued who's the biggest
and it seems the Largeites won
Cos every single Largeite
Weighs a quarter of a ton

They bounced each madly
Like some massive rubber balls
And neither would surrender
Till the opposition falls

But then came forth the Hugeites
And they battered all around
And smiteth them asunder
With the bodies scattered round

The moral of the story
From the Hugeites point of view
Is "There is always someone
Who is twice as big as you"

And thus it seems the Hugeites
It was written and is said
Were wellied by the Massiveites
And every one was dead

I love the ending. It's true that there's always someone e bigger and better out there.

Hahah.. the Massiveites won the day , but i am sure there is more to come from these "Ites" and their companions..

I am waiting in great anticipation of more hilarious adventures..

Yes sir...there is always someone faster on the draw or bigger or just plain meaner, I reckon, Steven. A fun read, and a lesson to be learned, too.

Beware the 'ites' of May. A new morality tale in the inimitable style of the humour master. Good one, mate.