The Bigites and the Massiveites
Posted: Tue May 05, 2015 6:53 pm
The Bigites met the Largeites
At the gate of Greatwood park
And argued through the afternoon
And then right through to dark
They argued who's the biggest
and it seems the Largeites won
Cos every single Largeite
Weighs a quarter of a ton
They bounced each madly
Like some massive rubber balls
And neither would surrender
Till the opposition falls
But then came forth the Hugeites
And they battered all around
And smiteth them asunder
With the bodies scattered round
The moral of the story
From the Hugeites point of view
Is "There is always someone
Who is twice as big as you"
And thus it seems the Hugeites
It was written and is said
Were wellied by the Massiveites
And every one was dead
At the gate of Greatwood park
And argued through the afternoon
And then right through to dark
They argued who's the biggest
and it seems the Largeites won
Cos every single Largeite
Weighs a quarter of a ton
They bounced each madly
Like some massive rubber balls
And neither would surrender
Till the opposition falls
But then came forth the Hugeites
And they battered all around
And smiteth them asunder
With the bodies scattered round
The moral of the story
From the Hugeites point of view
Is "There is always someone
Who is twice as big as you"
And thus it seems the Hugeites
It was written and is said
Were wellied by the Massiveites
And every one was dead