I take injections for those who are scared
Keep stutters for those who have speech that's impaired
Make new hearing aids for those folk who are blind
Then throw away bacon to salvage the rind
I steal the froth off the working mans ale
and stuff it in cushions before it goes stale
I hang all my Christmas lights up on the floor
And open the door frame instead of the door
A life far less useless I've started to live
I rob from the poor and to rich folk I give
For I'm just a Dickhead . Indulgence I beg
I'm just off for lunch, and to boil a fried egg