Just For You Poetry

"Tell the truth" a cop replied
This polygraph insists you lied
It's never wrong and always right
Black is black and white is white

It must be wrong... I wazzen there
You bloody lot are so unfair

"It cant be wrong it's a machine"
The cop replied "see what I mean"

"But I'm a woman not a man
My name's Elizabeth..not Dan
The D.N.A. is not the same
I live in Walthamstow...not Spain
I'm Five feet two, not six foot four
The semen on the bedroom floor
Cannot be mine why can't you see
You need a he, and I'm a she
Those footprints must confuse you more
They're size fourteen, and I'm a four
The pubic hair you found that night
Is Afro male... I'm female.... white
And,... by the way.. My alibi
Will prove that I would never lie
To emphasize just what I mean
I spent the evening with the Queen"

"Just tell the truth", the cop replied
"The polygraph still proves you lied
This circumstantial pantomime
Just simply proves you did the crime!!!!

This is hilarious. I love the cleverness of you words. Great poem.

Haha, well i think that cop needs a bit of sorting out..lol

I almost sang the words Steven they flowed so beautifully just like rap..

Haha ha - - brilliant Steve - - just goes to show the stupidity of some of these accusations - - great read as always.

You never cease to amaze me with your wit Steven...another clever entertaining write.