Posing In the sunshine

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stevenstirk
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Posing In the sunshine

Postby stevenstirk » Thu Jul 09, 2015 10:10 am

I'm lost in an ocean
Of calamine lotion
That's soothing me chest by degrees
Me arms are like tinder
All burn't to a cinder
And those two red lumps are me knees

I posed in the sunbeams
Without shade or sun creams
And now I am crimson; what's more
Me friends have departed
The vomiting's started
And even me dentures are sore

"It never effects me
I thought they'd respect me"
I said... like a lobster on heat
But now I am toasting
Me goolies are roasting
And those two red flaps are me feet!!

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Stella
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Re: Posing In the sunshine

Postby Stella » Thu Jul 09, 2015 8:40 pm

Hahaha...what a poser you are and paying the price now , still bet you have a wonderful golden glow... am just wondering where it might be.. :lol: :oops:

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Seema Chowdhury
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Re: Posing In the sunshine

Postby Seema Chowdhury » Sat Jul 11, 2015 2:50 pm

A fun read

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ken.brandli
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Re: Posing In the sunshine

Postby ken.brandli » Sun Jul 12, 2015 10:25 pm

Fantastice work, mate. Love it....especially the roasted goolies...was it a nudist beach?

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Cindy
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Re: Posing In the sunshine

Postby Cindy » Thu Jul 16, 2015 3:17 am

This is so funny! I love it.


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