Just For You Poetry

I'm lost in an ocean
Of calamine lotion
That's soothing me chest by degrees
Me arms are like tinder
All burn't to a cinder
And those two red lumps are me knees

I posed in the sunbeams
Without shade or sun creams
And now I am crimson; what's more
Me friends have departed
The vomiting's started
And even me dentures are sore

"It never effects me
I thought they'd respect me"
I said... like a lobster on heat
But now I am toasting
Me goolies are roasting
And those two red flaps are me feet!!

Hahaha...what a poser you are and paying the price now , still bet you have a wonderful golden glow... am just wondering where it might be..

A fun read

Fantastice work, mate. Love it....especially the roasted goolies...was it a nudist beach?

This is so funny! I love it.