Posing In the sunshine
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 10:10 am
I'm lost in an ocean
Of calamine lotion
That's soothing me chest by degrees
Me arms are like tinder
All burn't to a cinder
And those two red lumps are me knees
I posed in the sunbeams
Without shade or sun creams
And now I am crimson; what's more
Me friends have departed
The vomiting's started
And even me dentures are sore
"It never effects me
I thought they'd respect me"
I said... like a lobster on heat
But now I am toasting
Me goolies are roasting
And those two red flaps are me feet!!
Of calamine lotion
That's soothing me chest by degrees
Me arms are like tinder
All burn't to a cinder
And those two red lumps are me knees
I posed in the sunbeams
Without shade or sun creams
And now I am crimson; what's more
Me friends have departed
The vomiting's started
And even me dentures are sore
"It never effects me
I thought they'd respect me"
I said... like a lobster on heat
But now I am toasting
Me goolies are roasting
And those two red flaps are me feet!!