My new toilet´s installed
with its slow silent close lid
that all came in a beautiful wrapper,
it has a well designed seat that is really a treat
and would have delighted a young Thomas Crapper.
A three litre flush
and a slow silent close lid
are now how I´m spending a penny,
it´s a class piece of kit, a true work of art
and certainly something to envy.
Now the six litre flush
has a powerful gush
and is chosen for all number twos,
I can sit for a while, reading a book
cos I really have nothing to loos,
with its slow silent close lid
that all came in a beautiful wrapper,
it has a well designed seat that is really a treat
and would have delighted a young Thomas Crapper.
A three litre flush
and a slow silent close lid
are now how I´m spending a penny,
it´s a class piece of kit, a true work of art
and certainly something to envy.
Now the six litre flush
has a powerful gush
and is chosen for all number twos,
I can sit for a while, reading a book
cos I really have nothing to loos,