On Shank´s Pony

[Tom Balch]

My new toilet´s installed
with its slow silent close lid
that all came in a beautiful wrapper,
it has a well designed seat that is really a treat
and would have delighted a young Thomas Crapper.

A three litre flush
and a slow silent close lid
are now how I´m spending a penny,
it´s a class piece of kit, a true work of art
and certainly something to envy.

Now the six litre flush
has a powerful gush
and is chosen for all number twos,
I can sit for a while, reading a book
cos I really have nothing to loos,

[Cindy]

Lol! Sounds like a nice toilet. The silent close lid isn't such a bad idea. The lid has been known to slip from my fingers a few times...talk about waking the dead. Not a good thing when it's late and everyone else is already asleep. Oops!

[Stella]

Wow.. a state of the art loo to dispose of your poo..

Tom, there is nothing like sitting in comfort and i loved your amusing rhyme...

[drllrd74]

A HUMOROUS SOCIOLOGICAL VIEWPOINT THAT TOUCHES A MOST SECRETIVE SUBJECT. GOOD ONE (OR TWO).